Gagebrook Primary School CoMMMedy Kids

Check out their hilarious jokes!

Gagebrook Primary School CoMMMedy Kids

When Selina nominated her class to take part in Triple M CoMMMedy Kids, we were excited to head out to Mrs Gearman's grade 2/3 class and hear their jokes!

Dave and Al took CoMMMedy kids on the road down to Gagebrook Primary School ready to laugh!

Thanks to Cripps who also supplied all our CoMMMedy Kids (and the teaching staff) Pikelets - who would have thought telling jokes could work up such an appetite!!!

 

Sebastian, grade 2:

Why did the boy sit on the clock?

Because he wanted to be on time.

 

Savannah, grade 3:

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!

 

Kaiden, grade 2:

Phone - "Ring Ring"

Person answers - "Hello?"

Person on phone - "Is Mr Wall there?"

"No."

"Is Mrs Wall there?"

"No."

"Are there any walls there?"

"No."

"Well what's keeping your ceiling up?"

 

 

 

Blayne, grade 2:

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Letter.

Letter who?

Letter-in or she'll bash the door in!

 

Richard, grade 3:

How do the oceans talk to each other?

They wave!

 

Mitchell, grade 3:

How do Vikings send messages?

Norse Codes!

 

Justin, grade 2:

What do you call a monkey with a steak on his head?

A Gorilla!

 

Jordan, grade 3:

Why did the boy eat his homework?

Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake

 

Tyler, grade 3:

What's brown and sticky?

A stick!

 

Selina, grade 3: 

Why did the cow trip over the moon?

Because it didn't jump right!

 

Noah, grade 3: 

Does does the fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes him sneeze.

 

Livia, grade 2:

What did one wall say to the other wall?

I'll meet you at the corner!

 

Mia, grade 3:

What colour is a hiccup?

Burple

 

Noah, grade 3:

What did King Kong say when his sister had a baby?

Well I'll be a monkey's uncle!

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